life is too short to not tell dad jokes

anything robert de niro touches is a cinematic masterpiece tbh


i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal


modern au were the Capulets and Montagues decide to settle their differences once and for all at Family Feud

In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor



this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

I will fight everyone who goes to see this movie


"why do you need 500 dollars for clothes?"image

no reason 

Everyone has it, but no one can lose it. 


US president vince mcmahon committing an act of war in the UN


world president vince mcmahon walking into the UN after winning WWIII


get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows - friday night lights (2006)

"Every man, at some point in his life, is gonna lose a battle. He is gonna fight and he is gonna lose. But what makes him a man, is that in the midst of that battle, he does not lose himself. This game is not over. This battle is not over. So let’s hear it one more time, together: Clear eyes, full hearts…"